Lululemon leggings are a necessary life investment — like car insurance or a laptop I'm exaggerating, kind of. But as soon as your butt is cradled in the loving embrace of those cushy leggings, all buyer's guilt is wiped from your mind, because those babies are soooo worth it. But, like, why tf are they so expensive?! They're really just leggings, right? Well, no, they're actually super leggings. According to a Lululemon press rep, their leggings cost more than your typical mall find, because they're just better.
I Hated Lululemon Before It Was Trendy
Best Lululemon Leggings - Why Lululemon Is So Expensive and What To Buy
As a dude, it's an uneasy thing, walking into a Lululemon store for the first time. It's like venturing into a nail salon: you feel as though all your testosterone was checked at the door. Urban myths lead one to believe that it's a woman's space, a haven for the lady yogis of the world, a place no man would enter. Who knows what strange women secrets are told here? The first time I shopped at a Lululemon, I was one of two sperm carriers in the shop. The other guy was having more trouble with the emasculation than I. A bright and bubbly sales associate was trying to help him find a pair of shorts, but from the look on his face, he was having a very hard time resigning himself to the whole thing.
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Lululemon
I hate Lululemon. Everything about that brand makes me want to knock down an end-aisle display of Vitamin Water with my yoga mat. The name bothers me. The price bothers me.
Jun 4, - Lululemon pants make me feel good about my ass. That's enough. It's even admirable.